February 2023
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Batman ’66 Surf’s Up! The Joker
Company : Mattel / DC ComicsSeries : Batman Classic TV SeriesCharacter : Surf’s Up! The JokerYear : 2013Ages : 4 & UpBarcode # : 887961031010 I love, LOVE how he just pulled his shorts up over his suit. Perfect. That is absolutely how the Joker is going to the beach to compete in a surfing Continue reading
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Captain Kirk
Company : Neca/CalaveritasSeries : Star Trek Skele-Treks Series 01Character : Capt. KirkYear : 2013Ages : 4 & UpBarcode # : 634482155011 Hey, is this okay? I think a white guy/franchise doing Día de Muertos probably isn’t cool. But, you know, values and awareness change with time and Star Trek has been out forever, there is Continue reading
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SPIRIT IRON-KNIFE
Company : HasbroSeries : G.I. Joe Sigma 6Character : Spirit Iron-KnifeYear : 2005Ages : 3 & UpBarcode # : 653569092339 God, the G.I Joe Sigma toys were sick. I don’t care what anyone else says, they’re all wrong and I’m right, these toys killed it. ESPECIALLY Spirit Iron-Knife. And yeah, I know – this design Continue reading
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Pop!: South Park: Boyband Kyle
Company : Funko Pop!Series : South ParkCharacter : Boyband KyleSculpt : 039Year : 2022Ages : 4 & UpBarcode # : 889698657563 He’s my sweet little man. And look at him here in a Boy Band, all glammed up. I bet he’d be the tough one. Continue reading
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Dream Beauty Fashion Girl
Company : MontoySeries : Dream Beauty Fashion GirlCharacter : ?Year : ?Ages : 3 & UpBarcode # : 667888494309 Did you know “A la mode” means “fashionable?” I always thought it meant two things. 1) Pie with ice cream (har har). 2) Something like “as you like” or “as you choose.” I mean, it looks Continue reading
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DC Collectibles: Super-Villains: The Joker
Company : DC CollectiblesSeries : Super-VillainsCharacter : The JokerYear : ?Ages : 14 & UpBarcode # : 761941327167 He’s just seen the Matrix and he’s so pumped about it! Look at his grin, that’s a quoting “I know Kung-fu!” on the way out of the theater grin. And he’s got the coat and everything, he Continue reading
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T-1000
Company : Neca : Reel ToysSeries : Terminator 2 Judgement DayCharacter : T-1000 {Motorcycle Cop}Year : 2010sAges : 18 & UpBarcode # : 634482398579 You know, when you think about it, the T-1000 is just a guy. I mean, he’s just made of little bits, and what are you made of? Just little bits – Continue reading
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Billy the Kid
Company : McFarlane ToysSeries : McFarlane’s Monsters Series 03: 6 Faces of MadnessCharacter : Billy the Kid (1859-1881 New Mexico)Year : 2004Ages : 13 & UpBarcode # : 787926402216 Have you actually seen what Billy the Kid really looks like? He’s like this doofy boy with one tooth and a whiskey brain stare. Go on, Continue reading
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Elizabeth Bathory
Company : McFarlane ToysSeries : McFarlane’s Monsters Series 03: 6 Faces of MadnessCharacter : Elizabeth Bathory (1560-1614 Hungary)Year : 2004Ages : 13 & UpBarcode # : 787926402247 About six months ago I decided to finally put a little effort into my skincare. I got a mild exfoliant and this little tub of Nutrogena hydrating cream. Continue reading
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Jack the Ripper
Company : McFarlane ToysSeries : McFarlane’s Monsters Series 03: 6 Faces of MadnessCharacter : Jack the Ripper (1888 London)Year : 2004Ages : 13 & UpBarcode # : 787926402261 Saucy Jack always looks good, but this statue is a particular treat. I love the butcher smock and cleaver, the disgusting rapacious sneer on his face – a far cry from the dapper Continue reading
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An eccelectic collection of the strange and wonderful curated by the Archivist themself. Most of the items on this site are pieces the Archivist personally owns.
Yes, the house is cramped and running out of shelf spaces, what’s it to you?
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