Company : McFarlane
Series : McFarlane’s Monsters S4: Twisted Fairy Tales
Character : Gretel
Year : 2005
Ages : 17 & Up
Item # : 041105
Barcode # : 787926411027
The room is tense, the men are stern. They’re wearing suits that cost more than your monthly take home. Their assistants have assistants. The collective worth in this room could rival a mid-sized European nation. This is it, the highest peak of the business world. And all eyes are focused on a small nervous man at the head of the table, what he says next could either save or sink the company.
He clears his throat.
“So get this. What if we took a classic Fairy Tale… but made it sexy?”
A small moment of silence while the concept washes over them. As their minds catch up, they can’t help themselves, in unison the men begin to applaud.
“Todd you madman, you’ve done it again!”
The executive pulls a rope opening a trap door above. Large denomination bills rain down on McFarlane, another day at the office. He basks in their adoration, alone and triumphant in his singular creative vision
I kid, but remember, I did buy this. I know who I am and what kind of trash I love, and I make no apologies. I absolutely adore this gothed up, slutted out Gretel. Give me a baddie mopping up blood, it will get me every single time.
Only one complaint – why couldn’t we get a little sexy go-go Hansel? We have the slutty sister, so give us the twinky brother! Could have slapped him in a leather harness, or maybe chains keeping with the whole “held captive” thing. Maybe he’s slowly pouring syrup on his face, the sweet sticky stuff slowly dripping down his neck and chest, all to make himself all the tastier, all the more enticing to devour…. I mean, it’s just an idea!
The Toy Archivist 